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BF Reader Submission: Susan's No-Sugar Added Barbecue Sauce


The other day on the Pouch Party Facebook page, I asked you guys, my fellow “foodies” what foods you’d like to see get a make-over on the blog.

From this a good discussion sprouted about barbecue sauce.

Yes barbecue sauce…not exactly the meaning of life or world peace but still important in its own right.

There were quite a few people who asked for an alternative recipe for barbecue sauce — one that is not high in sugar.

Even though I am the proverbial RNY sugar dumper, I can actually tolerate barbecue sauce in moderate quantities…so long as it is paired with a protein. For this reason, and the fact that every sugar-free barbecue sauce I’ve ever tried tasted like Pure-D ASS, I usually stick with the real stuff in small amounts. But for those who don’t want to, or can’t do that, there should be a solution!

So I put out the call to my foodies, asking anyone who makes a sugar-free or no-sugar added sauce to submit the recipe so that your fellow foodies can benefit from it.

The lovely, lovely Susan H. took up the call.

Her sauce is no-sugar added (if you don’t know the difference between sugar-free and no-sugar added, might I suggest you familiarize yourself BEFORE proceeding…not knowing the right one for you can have dire consequences) and requires ingredients that are either already in your kitchen or very easy to acquire. So…let’s go to it!

Susan’s Barbecue Sauce
Ingredients

1 ½ c.Low Sugar Ketchup (Susan uses Heinz low-sugar ketchup)

1/4 c.Apple Cider Vinegar
1/4 c. tbsp Splenda Brown Sugar Blend or Brown Sugar Twin*
1/4 c. chopped onion
½ tsp. each garlic, onion and chili powder
Salt and pepper, to taste

*Splenda Brown Sugar blend contains actual brown sugar, which contains molasses, which would give the sauce added sugar. If you are a sugar-dumper, go with the Brown Sugar Twin or see if you can find something like Diabeti-Sweet brown sugar substitute.
Directions:

In a small sauce pan combine Ketchup with Apple Cider Vinegar, 1 teaspoon at a time until desired thickness, while on low heat, 

Add onion and spices, amounts vary on a persons taste, I would guess about 2 tablespoons each, let simmer for about 2 min.

Add brown sugar, constantly stirring for about a minute. If sauce gets too thick add about a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar, or water.

Taste, add spices as desired, Sauce taste improves as it sits, so best to make it the night before. Makes about 1.5 cups of sauce.

I don’t know where you live, but in Maryland spring is starting to show her beautiful face (she’s fashionably late but I forgive her). For some of you that means it’s time to fire up the grill! So this sauce recipe is right on time!

Give it a try. Slap it on some chicken, or dip some meatballs in it. And if you like it, leave a shout out to Susan in the comments!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours...


Eating plans people! Get your mind outta the gutter!

So a few weeks back you might remember I posted what I eat in a day. That post inspired a good number of comments and e-mails, many of the "OMG, I'm not the only one who eats!" variety. But it also got me to thinking.

After weight loss surgery, we tend to have a skewed perception of how much we eat, especially as we get further out from surgery. I think the reason posts like that help is because it confirms that other people as much as you do and are still successful. In our crazy world, it's a comfort to know that we can still eat well and enough and not "accidentally" gain all our weight back.

In the spirit of that, I've invited some of my blogger friends to post their eats for the day next Thursday, May 5, or, Cinqo de Mayo. We each have our own way of tracking and recording our food but I hope that by all of us doing it on the same day, you'll be able to get a range of ideas about post-op eating. Because there is only one reality of post-op eating in my estimation: no two of us are exactly alike.

So...you might be wondering exactly who I asked to blog their food intake on that day? Wellllll...a few people you *might* know...
...And if you want, you can even join us. Blog your food that day and leave your address in the comments of any of our blogs so that others can see what YOU eat.

I hope that by doing this we'll present a variety of approaches to post-op eating and come away assured that we are following the plan that best suits our own individual needs. Because that's what this is all about, isn't it? Taking care of ourselves, our bodies, our minds, our spirits in order to live the healthiest life we can.

So tune in next Thursday (don't worry...I will be reminding you up to then) so we can de-bunk the one size fits all post-op eating myths.

BF Review: Propel Zero "Enhanced" Water


I'm not typically big on flavored waters. There a few I like but most I taste have the same problem. They are just a drop or two away from being a really great beverage but something is off. Either they are bitter and not quite sweet enough or they are saccharine sweet. So I usually stick to flavoring my own water.

At support group this month we had a very nice man come who was giving samples of Nascobal Nasal b12 (review of that forthcoming) and he brought with him some samples of the new Propel Zero beverage.

Now color me surprised, but it never occurred to me that there wasn't already a zero calorie Propel beverage but apparently there is not and this is new and it's all very exciting.

So let's start with the stats, shall we? On the packaging it says that it is more than just hydration (isn't it all, honey?). It's enhanced. (Does anyone besides me have an inner 12 year old that finds that word hilarious nowadays?) It's got vitamins C&E to which promise to replenish...something (I feel like I should know this but I don't). It's got B vitmains, which we should all know by now provide energy, among other things. And it's got antioxidants to chase around those G-D hippy free radicals. It is, of course, no calories, no sugar, no carbs and obviously no protein.

This was a good day for me to get this sample. I'd come to group without a drink in hand, which is highly unusual for me. But there I sat, no drink and watching all the obedient new post-ops sip diligently at their waters. Frankly, I was a bit jealous. So I decided to crack the puppy open and give it a try.

Here might be a good place to mention that I can eat or drink damn near anything. I'm like Mikey that way. I think that's part of the secret to figuriging out so many recipes and being able to get my protein all from food rather early on. In my world, I don't need to like it, I need to need it in order to consume it. Liking it is sort of icing on the cake. All that is to say I didn't have very high expectations when I opened the bottle but knew I'd probably drink it all just the same because I was thirsty.

BUT.

This stuff actually wasn't half bad. It wasn't quite as sweet as Crystal Light/Drink Sticks/heavy-handed MiO squeeze (a point in its favor) but it wasn't bland either. I got the graple flavor. I like grape flavor. Another point it its favor.

I also didn't notice an overwhelming aftertaste. This doesn't mean there isn't one, just that there wasn't one strong enough to overcome my aftertaste threshhold to notice it. Remember, I am three years post-op. I'm sort of used to after tastes at this poing. Newbies, do a sip test and see what you think.

So the inevitable question. Would I buy it again? Ummmmm...no. Not because it's bad but because I am a creature of habit. I don't like buying things in individual plastic bottles (I already have to remnd myself to take out the recycling every week I don't need more to go in there) and I like my sugar-free drink mixes/MiO well enough that I don't really need to change that routine now. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, y'know?

Should YOU buy it? I dunno. It's up to you. But I am telling you it's not a bad product at all. The vitamin content is sort of a moot point in a malabsorptive digestive system, so if you are a RNY or DS post-op take all that with a grain of salt (although my humble opinion is it can't hurt). Bottom line: among flavored waters, this is the tastiest I've tested, which is why....

Verdict: Diva says it's darn good!

Protein Cheesecake Egg Pops


Note to self: Never, ever, EVER do multiple dessert offerings during a week when the kids aren't home.

Moving along...

Of all the offerings so far - the protein carrot cupcakes w/ protein cream cheese frosting, the Cadbury Cream Egg protein dessert...this one was the MOST fun to make.

As I was making it, I thought about how much the divas would probably enjoy this. Outside of Easter, you can certainly make round shaped pops. This seems to me a wonderful way to keep kids occupied on a rainy day.

Nik's Protein Cheesecake Egg Pops
(makes 8-12 depending on the size of your pops)

Ingredients

One of Nik's Protein cheesecakes
Popsicle Sticks
A mini-scoop (or two large spoons)

Toppings used above:

Sugar-free chocolate, melted
Sugar-free almond granola (from Whole Foods)
Sugar-free ice cream sprinkles
(for the kids) Colored sugar

Directions:
A note about the cheesecake. It's ridiculously easy to make. Especially for this recipe because, unlike a cheesecake you intend to use as a cheesecake you a) don't have to use a springform pan and b) who the hell cares if it cracks. Also ditch the crust in the above recipe. You don't need it!


When the cheesecake is all cooked and cooled you'll want to scoop out hunks of it. TIP: wet your hands and then spray them down in non-stick (yes both). It makes egg forming a LOT easier. Here's what they look like pre-decorated.


Now don't worry if the surface of your eggs isn't perfect. You can go back and fix that (we'll get to that in a moment). For right now, though, get your popsicle sticks. Dip about 1/4" of them in either your melted chocolate, some sugar free cake icing or even some left over cream cheese. Then insert into the egg. Why? When it freezes it'll hold the heavy egg on the popsicle stick!

Then, lay them on a wax-paper lined plate and pop those babies in the freezer for about 15 minutes. Whilst they are chilling, let's contemplate toppings, shall we? The sky really is the limit but in the interest of not going TOO crazy...keep it reasonable. The sprinkled one is for La Grande Diva. Even though it is sugar-free sprinkles, I'm just not a sprinkles kinda gal. The sugared egg is for La Petite Diva. She loves pink. Now that chocolate one with the granola? That one is for me!


Anyway, set out a dipping station and let the kids choose the toppings they like.

Take the pops out of the freezer and allow the kids to dip them. If they fall off the stick, re-dip the stick in chocolate or icing and re-insert and re-freeze. Unless you have a bunch of kids doing this, take out a few at a time from the freezer so they get really cold.


If you're not eating them right away, put them back in the freezer until you are ready to eat them.


These are a really cute conversation piece when you're having folks over. I didn't have time to do the presentation piece the way I wanted but the above is just a simple $1 glass filled with Easter Candy with the pops in it. Again, use your imagination!

Some tips/warnings:

#1 - Your hands will get dirty!!! (And your clothes, and your kitchen, and your floor...)


#2 - Smoothing out the egg


Once they are firmed up a bit in the freezer, dip your fingers in water and smooth out the surface of the egg. Remember to put it back into the freezer for a few minutes to firm back up aftward. This is all a moot point, however, if you plan to coat the entire egg.

#3 - These WILL go fast! Get yours and then get the heck outta dodge!!!


NOM!!!!


That's it for me and Easter treats. I feel the urge to hurl myself at a pile of veggies now, if you'll excuse me...

HAPPY EASTER!!!

BF Top 5: Nik's Dream Easter Basket

BUNNIES! In EGGS! OMG my head is gonna explode from the cuteness of it all!!!

In a way I think it's good that the dark forces kept me from posting today's Easter treat. I'll get it photo'd and up for you tomorrow for sure (it's actually a treat that's fun to make with the kiddos on Easter and doesn't require any extraordinary purchases). I was planning on posting THIS tomorrow, but it all works out because now you can print this post and...um...Scotch tape it to your spouse's forehead. Yeah...they'll DEFINITELY take the hint if you do that.

If anyone in this world were to make ME an Easter basket of post-op yummies, these are the things I would most want in it. In no particular order (and the links take you to the product so you can see it. Order it if you like [if you do part of the proceeds support this blog!] but I intentionally picked stuff you can [probably] get locally).

#5 - Chef Jay's Lite Bites Cookies

What are they: Protein cookies that actually taste like COOKIES!

Where can you get them: The Vitamin Shoppe carries them

Nik's favorite flavor: C'mon...do you have to ask...Peanut butter!!!

#4 - MiO Water Enahancer



What is it: a concentrated liquid water flavoring that tastes a lot like Crystal Light WITHOUT the cumbersome powder

Where can you get it: Wal-Mart, drink aisle, eye level shelf. :)

Nik's favorite flavor: Mango Peach Baby!!!

#3 - Sugar Free Peeps



Where can you get them: Some Wal-Marts and drug stores

Best use: Do NOT eat a lot of these. Your family, the world and the environment will thank you for that. I personally like to microwave them until they get gooey and sprinkle a few sugar-free chocolate chips and some Fiber One crumbs to get some deconstructed s'more action going. I also use them for other treats that I will be posting in the near future. Two words though: cream filling. That's your ONLY hint.

#2 - (Shameless Self Promotion) A batch of Nik's sugar-free coconut macaroons!!!


What are they: DUH!

How can YOU get them: by following this simple recipe!

#1 - (Ok, so I lied...this one is #1 on purpose) Peanut Butter Cup Oh Yeah! Wafers!!!!

What are they: here's my review. Says it MUCH better than I can right now. Droooooool....

Where can I find them locally: Again, I look to my friends at the Vitamin Shoppe

Where to send Nik some: Call 555-...sigh...as if...

"Cadbury" Cream Egg Protein Dessert



Before we get to the above, let's talk about love, shall we?

Love is...being at critical mass of dessert in your fridge (when you're not a particularly big dessert person) and making yet another dessert because that dessert is needed. That is love my friends. I love you all.

If you love me back, I know you'll understand the fact that next week there will be NO dessert offerings on Bariatric Foodie. I think once the divas get back the situation in the fridge will work out but until then...yeah.

NEWBIES! Hi. I'm Nikki. If you've never been here before, this blog is all about post-op yumminess. That doesn't stop during Easter. Now I know what some of you probably thought when I said I'd have a newbie-friendly Easter offering. You thought I was going to suggest some sort of egg salad concoction, didn't you?

I can't blame you. When I was new out I didn't have much faith that there dessert would ever be a part of my life again. But then when I was a newbie, there was no Bariatric Foodie ;)

Nik's Cadbury Cream Egg Protein Dessert
(In honor of La Grande Diva's birthday month I made it in the style of her favorite Cadbury Egg, Orange Cream. This makes four 2 oz. portions or two 4 oz. portions)

Ingredients

1/2 c. unflavored Greek yogurt
1/2 c. lowfat cottage cheese
2 tbsp (2 pumps) Davinci sugar-free orange syrup (can be omitted if you don't have any)
3 packets True Orange (or a half a sugar-free orange drink stick also works)
3 sprays low or no-cal butter spray (Yes, this is strange, but have I EVER steered you wrong? Don't answer that!)
2 scoops Any Whey unflavored protein powder (or you can use whatever unflavored or vanilla protein you have on hand)
1/4 tsp. vanilla extract
No-calorie sweetener, to taste

Topping: 2 tbsp fat-free whipped topping, 1 tbsp sugar-free chocolate chips

Directions:

In a blender or food processor, combine everything and pulse until smooth. The cottage cheese curds should no longer be visible.

Now let's talk where to buy and substitutions:


  • If you don't have the Davinci sugar-free Orange syrup...no worries! I use it mostly to achieve an orange-ish color (and as you can see that didn't work out so well for me). The same can be achieved (if you so desire) by using food coloring.
  • True Orange. It's in the sugar aisle of your grocery store. You've walked past it a thousand times. I guarantee it. It's even near the Splenda.
  • You can use butter extract, if you have it, instead of butter spray but do use one of the two. TIP: butter is what makes the cream fillings in Twinkies, cupcakes, etc. taste the way it does.
  • If you want a traditional cream egg, omit the orange stuff. If you want a coconut cream egg, add coconut extract or syrup. Play around with it. It's your recipe!!! I personally would have added a shot of Butter Rum syrup if it were just for me to make it a little more grown-up.
  • Sugar-free chocolate chips: I can't speak for yours, but my Wal-Mart sells them. Hershey's. I used mini-sugar free chocolate chips I bought on Netrition. For some reason my linking is wonky on Blogger today but if you use the handy search box on the right menu bar, search "Senseo sugar free chocolate chips." All will be revealed.

Sugar-free Protein Carrot Cupcakes (with protein cream cheese icing)


STOP! You who loves carrot cake! I know you are excited and I know that bunny cupcake is just too cute for words but...I'm sorry. It's not for you. Try though I did, I could not find sugar-free Peep bunnies, only chicks which were too large for this cupcake. So give that one to the kids. Or just take it off. Do NOT, however, eat it, dump and then get mad at me. I warned you!!!

But the one on the right has sugar-free jelly beans on them so have at it!

As promised this is my first of several Easter treats offerings. Cuz we want something nummy to smack on for Easter too, right?

(Warning: this post is a long one BUT there is a reward at the end for those who persevere through it)

Nik's Protein Carrot Cupcakes (with Protein cream cheese icing)

Cupcake Ingredients

Wet ingredients:

3 c. shredded carrots
4 egg whites
1 c. no-sugar added (NSA) applesauce
1 stick light cooking butter stick (I used Blue Bonnet Light), melted
1 c. Splenda (or sweetener of your choice)
1/2 c. Brown Sugar Twin (or brown sugar replacement of your choice)
1 tsp. pumpkin pie spice (in the absence of that use 1 tsp cinnamon, 1/4 tsp nutmeg and 1/8 tsp ground ginger)

Dry ingredients:

1.5 c. Carbquik or Atkins Baking Mix (I prefer Atkins as it has more protein. In the absence of both go with a whole wheat pancake mix)
1.5 c Vanilla protein powder
1/2 c. unsweetened raisins
1/2 c. finely chopped walnuts
2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt

Protein cream cheese frosting ingredients

(this is to frost all 24 cupcakes)

16 oz. low-fat cream cheese
1/3 c. no-calorie sweetener (I used Splenda)
2 scoops of protein powder (I used one scoop vanilla, one scoop Any Whey unflavored. You can also use both scoops vanilla)
1/2 tsp lemon juice

Directions

Pre-heat your oven to 350.

Combine all wet ingredients well in a bowl and set aside.

Combine all dry ingredients in a larger bowl and make a well (hole) in the middle. Tip wet ingredients into dry and mix well.

I have this handy little scoop that came with, of all things, a slider grill that measures out perfect cupcake batter portions. In the absence of that if you're into uniform sized cupcakes, use a scoop (cool tip; spray your scoop with non-stick every few cupcakes to keep the batter moving smoothly).



Tap your cupcake batter down into the cups (just take the whole cupcake pan and tap it against the counter a few times). Why? Gets rid of air pockets at the bottom of the cupcake cup. ("ohhhhh....")

Bake for about 13 minutes or until a toothpick or fork inserted in center comes out clean. Do NOT overcook. Protein baked goods burn very quickly.

Cool completely on a rack before attempting to ice them. For those of you in doubt, yes they DO come out very cakey and lovely. See:


To make the icing:

Let cream cheese soften in a mixing bowl. Add sweetener, vanilla, protein powder and milk and beat it with a hand mixer on the highest setting (which is usually "whip" or "beat") until completely smooth. Refrigerate about 15 minutes before icing cupcakes.



For the bunny cupcakes you'll need to tint the icing once it has cooled and firmed a bit. To put the Peep in there, you simply...shove a toothpick up his butt!!! (Somehow this is very cathartic for me, a sugar dumper...).


You can ice the bunny cupcake one of two ways. You can either use a "grass" decorator tip (available at most craft shops) or a star tip (the kind for making rosettes). I went with the latter because the cream cheese softens very fast once you begin working with the decorator bag and it just wasn't working out well. If any of you have better luck with it, let me know!

So...I've decided to start "rewarding" those who read the posts all the way through by giving some helpful tips, so here goes:
  • Yes, these things freeze beautifully. Wrap them in plastic wrap then put in a freezer bag. When you want one, just set it out on the counter and let it thaw.
  • Since this recipe is more of a quick-bread than a cake, I also tried doing a cream cheese filling with no topping on the actual cupcake - NOM! You would need a cupcake filling icing tip (I think its #20) to do this. They sell them at Wal-Mart.
  • You can, if you wish, make this into a whole cake, but I'd go with a smaller round cake or a smaller sheet cake size if you're using the above recipe.
Enjoy!

Nik's French Onion Soup


I am a happy girl. My first offering for "Easter Basket Week" is in the oven (to be posted tomorrow) and I just had the most amazing dinner.

Now that I've eaten it, I am a little conflicted. I don't know whether to call this French Onion Soup or a deconstructed French Dip sandwich. I guess since there is lots of onion love in the soup I better call it onion soup. Whatever you call it, it is "eyes rolled back in your head" good!

Nik's French Onion Soup (in 3 oz. ramekins)

Ingredients:

3 large onions, sliced into thin rings
4 tbsp butter (or lowfat butter stick)\
1  (12 oz.) can low-sodium, low fat beef broth
1 tsp minced garlic
1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
4 slices of 100% whole wheat bread (I used this or for more protein you could use this)
Low or no-cal butter spray
Garlic powder
4 slices low-fat Swiss cheese

Directions:

Melt your butter in a pan and add onion rings. Cook on low heat for about 15-20 minutes. You have to do it "low and slow" so the butter doesn't burn, but you want a good caramelization on your onions. About halfway through cooking add your Worcestershire sauce and garlic and stir. Don't get worried if your pan gets dry and cruddy. Crud is a good thing.



Slowly add beef broth, stirring with a wooden spoon to pick the crud up off the bottom of the pan. Bring that to a boil and reduce to a simmer.

While that's bubbling away, take your bread and cut it into rounds. I used ramekins for this because I know my propensity to go overboard with French onion soup. Some of you may want to use a bowl. Either way, cut a disc out of your bread like so:

Spray it down with low or no-cal butter spray and sprinkle it with garlic powder and then pop it in your toaster oven (or oven set to 350) and toast HARD. And yes...I do mean hard. You don't want it burnt but it should be decided coaster-like.

Meanwhile ladle soup into bowls...ramekins...whatever. When the croutons are done, place them on top of the soup and place a piece of cheese on top of that.

Arrange your ramekins on a cookie sheet and pop them back into your toaster oven (or oven) for an additional 10 minutes or until the cheese is melted.

Oh my YUM! I love this soup. It's so easy. And it allows me to taste beef without eating a bunch of it. To keep things "in the spirit" I served this with grilled lunchmeat roll-ups that had roast beef in them (deli cut beef seems to be the only kind the pouch likes). And Swiss cheese when it is melted is...simply divine.



Sigh...ok...if this is day one of my vacation from work, y'all. Good Lordy, what could be in store next???

Nik's Asian Chicken Salad

Yet another instance where I wish my photography skills did my dishes justice! 

I...am a salad person. I have been since relatively early post-op. I was cleared for raw veggies pretty early out but didn't really attempt salad until, I'd say, about 5 or 6 months post-op. But when I did, I made a discovery. I could eat a decent amount of salad! (Mostly because the veggies are predominantly water) That was a comfort to me because eating in front of others was about to have me diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia ("Is that really ALL you can eat???)

This salad is what I call "Sunday food." Sundays in my house are a laid back day. We go to church and then we chillax. Lunch is often the biggest and most elaborate meal of the day. I don't typically do a gigantic Sunday dinner. This started off as Chinese Chop Salad but as I surveyed my pantry (and my accompanying unwillingness to go to the store) it became more of an overall Asian salad.

Nik's Asian Chicken Salad

Ingredients:

1 bag of your favorite salad mix (it's helpful if there are carrots already in there, otherwise put some in)
1/2 cup edamame (extracted from the pods)
2 large white mushrooms, sliced (if you want to get fancy you can get shitakes. I am cheap...so I don't)
1/4 c. almond slivers
1 small can mandarin oranges
Optional: tomatoes (to me a salad isn't a salad without tomatoes, cucumbers)

For the chicken:

3 large chicken breasts
1 c. unflavored Greek yogurt
1 tbsp lite soy sauce
1 tsp ground ginger
1/4 tsp red pepper flakes
1 tsp minced garlic

Directions:

Place the Greek yogurt, soy sauce, ginger, red pepper flakes and minced garlic in a zip-top bag and marinate on the counter for an hour (or in the fridge for a few hours). The longer you marinate, the more tender the chicken will be.

When ready, grill your chicken with whatever grilling mechanism you see fit (I used my George Foreman grill) until done. Remove from heat and set aside.

Set a DRY skillet over a medium flame and allow the pan to get hot. Empty your almond slivers into it. The key to toasting nuts (especially almonds) is to not overtoast them. You can tell when they are ready in two ways. #1 - they change color. Here's my almonds just in the pan:


And here they are all toasty:


See the difference? Also when you begin to smell the nuts, they are ready to come off the heat. Much longer than that and you've got burnt nuts. Burnt nuts are not pleasant (pun VERY much intended).

In a bowl, empty your salad mix and throw your edamame and half your almonds in there. Drain your mandarin oranges (BONUS TIP: if you're ever in a place that doesn't sell no sugar added canned fruit, get the kind in light syrup. Bring it home, drain into a collander and rinse the fruit. Then place it in a container and put a little of your favorite sugar substitute in it). Add those to the bowl. Now comes the fun part. SHAKE YOUR SALAD!

Here is La Petite Diva (with new hairdo) shaking our salad:


Once the salad is good and mixed, plate up your salad mix. Dice your chicken on a cutting board and divide equally. Sprinkle each salad with a few of the remaining toasted almonds and top with your favorite dressing! As you can see, we're partial to Asian Sesame.

YUMMY!

BF Review: MiO Water Enhancer

Trust me...you don't EVEN want to know what this picture reminds me of...but trust when I say this stuff is GOOD!

Those of you who follow the blog on Facebook or Twitter already know about my love for this product. Mainly because I've gone on and on and on and on and ON about it...

But there are some folks who have not yet joined our happy little social media community and don't know about MiO. So I have come to be the MiO prophet.

Turn away from your drink sticks people! There is a better way. I will show it to you!!!

MiO. Water Enhancer. That sounds like one of those overly official names (like calling a janitor a sanitation specialist...no offense to janitors...or sanitation specialists). But in this case I think the distinction is applicable. But to explain that would be getting ahead of myself. First, the obvious questions:

What the hell is it?

Think Crystal Light meets concentrated juice. It's liquid and it comes in six flavors: Mango/Peach, Strawberry/Watermelon, Peach Tea, Berry/Pomegranate, Fruit Punch and Sweet Tea. Each "squirt" from the little bottle flavors 8 oz. of water. No calories, no sugar, no sugar alcohols, no carbs.

Ok...I don't get the appeal???

Here's where the "enhancer" stuff becomes relevant. Two levels of appeal, from my perspective:
  1. For those who think that Crystal Light is too damn sweet. You used to use just half a stick didn't you? And storing that extra stick was cumbersome wasn't it? With MiO, you can use one squirt (which, again, flavors 8 oz. of water) in however much water you like. So if 8 oz. + 1 squirt is too sweet, do 10 oz. + 1 squirt. Or 16. Or 20. I call this your water:MiO ratio. We each have our own. Find yours!
  2. For people who travel. Those drink sticks, again, are cumbersome unless you use all of it at one time. With MiO, you flip the top, squirt the liquid and...get this...you don't even have to shake the water bottle. It does this cool cloud eruption thing (which for some reason evokes thoughts of Harry Potter and veritaserum) and in seconds your water is flavored honey!
I've been in love with MiO for a few weeks now and can tell you that it's easy to carry with you, easy to use in restaurants with that fateful glass of water. It's just damn easy.

Ok, so where do they sell it? And how much does it cost?

I get mine from Wal-Mart (I looked and they do sell it on Amazon but for WAY more and you have to pay shipping. I only suggest it if you don't have Wal-Mart near you). They are just over $3 a bottle and each bottle has enough liquid to flavor 28 eight-ounce servings. So it comes out about the same as the drink sticks.

Yo, Nik, you haven't mentioned...um...the taste???

Ok so far I've had the Peach/Mango (which is my reigning favorite). I get a lot of peach from that, not so much mango but that actually works for me. I've had strawberry watermelon (in that one the strawberry comes across stronger than the watermelon) and I've had the fruit punch, which is delightful. I don't like blueberries or pomegranates (so shoot me!) so I'm not trying that one. La Grande Diva has tried both the peach tea and sweet tea and likes both. My younger girl has given up artificially sweetened drinks for Lent...so I'll get back to you on her response.

Have I convinced you yet? Are you putting on your jacket to go to Wal-Mart to get you some MiO??? No...well you're missing out.

Verdict: Diva says Divine!

Nik's Sausage Extravaganza!


This dish has humble roots. It started out as an attempt to replicate a childhood memory. I had a friend growing up named Paolo. His mother used to make sausage and peppers. But I'd had sausage and peppers before. I live in a city and there is no shortage of Italian restaurants, run by actual Italian people...from Italy! (My reigning favorite is my local place called...Italiano's)

Anyhoo...her sausage and peppers were different. They were a bit kickier first of all and they sort of read like a Cajun dish as opposed to an Italian one. At any rate, the above doesn't taste exactly like Paolo's mama's dish, but it's a respectable facsimile.

Nik's Sausage Extravaganza!

Ingredients

1 log pork Italian sausage (I used hot, use what you like)
2 logs turkey Italian sausage (I also used hot)
2 logs turkey smoked sausage, cut into rounds
1 large onion, sliced into slivers
1 large green pepper, sliced into strips
1 tsp minced garlic
2 tbsp tomato paste
1 can tomatoes & chiles (I used hot, agin, use your discretion)
3 cups water
Salt, pepper
Optional: red pepper flakes

Directions

Remove the casings from the Italian sausages. For newer post-ops, you might want to brown this like ground beef (and while you're at it, dice the smoked sausage instead of slicing it into rounds). For those further out, I cut into slices and cooked them that way. Any way you slice it, you need to get it in the pan and cooked.

Once a decent amount of fat has rendered from them, add the turkey smoked sausage discs and cook until browned. Then remove both and transfer to a paper-towel lined plate (don't worry if the Italian sausage isn't quite done yet).

Throw your onions and peppers into the pan and then cook until really, really, REALLY caramelized. Like the onions should start blackening a little. Add garlic and cook about two more minutes.

Stir in tomato paste and stir it thoroughly into the onions and peppers. Add tomatoes and chiles, red pepper flakes if using (and all the liquid from the can) into the pan and then add enough water to cover the veggies.

Add the meat back in and bring it to a boil. Reduce heat to medium and allow it to simmer about 10 minutes and then turn off.

Sauce will thicken upon standing. Here's the finished pan:


I wish you guys had smell-o-vision. OMG. this stuff is GOOD. Even La Grande Diva liked it and she is the pickiest eater of us three. Here's how I served hers:


I'm convinced that child could even be convinced to eat Brussels sprouts if I sandwiched it between two pieces of french bread. Her only critique was (and after you read this, please go review the ingredients I listed), "it wasn't spicy enough."

Yeah. Everyone's a critic, right?



No-bake Protein Key Lime Pie


OMG. Have you ever had the forces of nature conspiring against you? No? Well don't ever. It's no fun.

There are many, many reasons I haven't posted since last Friday but none are thrilling enough to detail here so I'll just say two things. I'm sorry! And...I missed you guys!

Moving on...

Have you guys checked out my homegirl Michelle's (aka "Eggface") blog? Most of you have, I suspect and if you have you've seen she makes this wonderful "fluff stuff."

Well about two weeks ago I finally broke down and made some and yowsa, is that stuff good! But being the food freakonomist I am, I wanted to play around with it. As I thought about it, I realized our dear Eggface had shown me the way to no bake protein cooking. And so this experiment began.

Nik's No-bake Protein Key Lime Pie

Three disclaimers on this one:

#1 - I really do recommend doing a crumb crust of some sort with this. If you do it crustless, do it in ramekins at least.

#2 - The forces of nature that conspired against me are also the reason I don't have a picture of the third, and final, test of this recipe wherein I DID make a crumb crust. I will add as soon as I am able!

#3 - YES, I know the "key" in key lime means something...but I'm from Maryland...work with me here...

Ingredients:

12 oz. unflavored Greek yogurt (whatever fat percentage you use)
8 oz. Neufchatel Cheese (1/3 less fat cream cheese)
1 box sugar-free lime Jell-O
1 tsp lime juice
1/2 tsp Splenda
3 scoops Any Whey unflavored protein powder
1 c. boiling water
1/2 c. cold water

For Crust: click here

Directions:

Follow instructions on making the crust and allow it to cool.

In a bowl, combine cream cheese, Greek yogurt, protein powder. lime juice and Splenda until smooth. Yes, it can be achieved, lookit:


Prepare Jell-O according to package directions in another bowl. TIP: If you ever misplace your half cup measure (as I often do even though I own several of them), you can also use 4 ice cubes. 1 ice cube = 1 oz. water.



Pour Jell-O into yogurt, cream cheese mixture and gently fold in (in the example above I used a hand mixer which created WAY too much air. Not much difference from a flavor perspective but I'm kind of anal about my food looking perfect) until completely mixed.

Pour that mixture into the crust and refrigerate about an hour, or until fully set.

The results...

I really like this pie. It only took a few minutes to put together and the kids LOVED it. I wish I had the picture I took of the crusted pie. Hmph. Damn camera!

And because I am becoming the MOST eggregious violator of my own "no stats" rule, I will tell you that MY pie, without the crust came out to (per slice) 105 calories, 12.62g of protein. Don't ask me for the rest of the stats...I am seriously recovering from "kick Nik while she's down-itis..."

Until tomorrow my lovelies...(hopefully)

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BF Review: Everlast HyperPlex Vanilla Protein


…and then there was one.

Now you’d think I’d learned my lesson last week about non-scientific product reviews. After all, I have now come out of my pocket and bought yet ANOTHER protein powder (I am now at critical mass, by the way) so I can figure out where the brownie batter phenomenon comes from after using the Everlast HypePlex Chocolate.

But nope…I am a hopeless cause. I learned nothing. And I did it again.

Everlast HyperPlex Vanilla.

This time I have a good reason, though. Check it.

Between chocolate and vanilla, I am solidly on Team Chocolate. So convincing me to try anything of the vanilla variety, and especially protein, is dicey. I don’t hate vanilla, but it’s very, very, very easy to eff up that flavor. And bad vanilla is just…bad.

So to protect myself (justification alert), I made this sample into a Vanilla Click Frapp, thereby combining the vanilla powder I wasn’t sure about with a flavor I knew I’d like. It was self defense really.

Moving on…so this time I tried it out at work, a place with a much more organized, well-lit and (dare I admit it?) clean environment. Stats on the vanilla are pretty much the same as the chocolate. Same ingredients minus the cocoa powder.

As per usual, I start with a whiff of the powder. Again, no whey smell. Encouraging. So I threw all my ingredients in Hamilton, Jr. and decided to let the chips fall where they may! (Note to self: Hamilton, Jr. needs a good bath…stat!)

I am a Triple X shake drinker so it came out very thick and creamy...but I don't have a pic...yet. (Thankfully my friend Kathy gave me her sample so I'm making another one tomorrow and will post a pic then).

I didn’t take a pretty cup picture mostly because…well frankly my cup at work is just not that inspired. You know how I told you I name everything? Well my cup at work is a big purple cup. It is named…big purple cup. So there ya go.

At this point, I should say that both the chocolate and vanilla shakes came out a good deal creamier than I’m used to with most of my shakes. Now had I used Click both times, I might have attributed that to the Click, because it tends to do that to shakes (it is magical). But this was even creamier than my standard Click shake so…I dunno. But for me this is a good thing.

Let’s taste it, shall we?

(Slurp…slurp…just envision me drinking here…)

Ok, so a few points.

  1. Again, I am picking up a batter like taste. It isn’t overwhelming here so it doesn’t completely bug. Again, but for brownie batter, I pretty much leave the batter bowl alone. But this wasn’t unpleasant.
  2. It does taste like actual vanilla. Not “chemically manufactured vanilla flavoring” but…vanilla. Nice. I’m still on Team Chocolate though.
  3. There isn’t really a number three but for some reason I’m opposed to lists with less than three items.
So, would I buy this protein powder for at home? No. But mostly because I use vanilla so rarely that I literally go through one canister of vanilla powder a year maybe. But if you’re into vanilla, go for it!

Verdict: Diva says Do it! (I can’t give it a “Divine” because I don’t feel inspired to dub anything vanilla flavored as divine…but that’s the highest consolation rating a vanilla product can get, for what it’s worth…)

The Bariatric Foodie Survival Guide to Olive Garden


Olive Garden. When you’re here, your family, right?

Well…if your family consists of robust eaters and is headed by a mother who CONSTANTLY thinks you’re too thin (despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary) and therefore insists on plying you with pasta, butter, olive oil and breadsticks…yes…that is very, very true.

For the rest of us, we kinda feel like that odd duck in the family who never quite fits in and thus fakes a cold to get out of family gatherings.

But it doesn’t have to be that way! You too can be part of the family at Olive Garden even after weight loss surgery and I’m going to show you how. For a downloadable version of this restaurant guide click here. For Olive Garden’s complete nutrition information, click here.

The Basics

In the interest of full disclosure I should say I’m not the biggest Olive Garden fan. Sure, I love Italian food as much as the next person, but I am starting to get annoyed with restaurants that continue to insist on ostracizing their healthy choices. I don’t understand why there has to be a special “menu insert” or a special section of the menu with healthier options. Yes, I know for some of us this makes them easier to find, but it also outs us as “away from the norm…” and I don’t like that. If healthy choices were integrated into a menu that has nutrition information for ALL its choices (and maybe some symbol that indicates it is low-fat, carb, etc.) I think I’d feel better about the whole thing.

My other beef with Olive Garden, newly developed from researching this piece, is that they give every piece of nutritional information on a food EXCEPT the protein count. Argh! In my notes below, I attempt to guestimate the protein count on my suggestions, but please be aware that those proposed numbers are NOT from the Olive Garden website. K?

What to Avoid
This is a good place to start because there are a few pitfalls just in how Olive Garden handles serving you food. In the world of non-ops, these same things are probably good, can save them calories and money. For us? Not so much.

So let’s talk about unlimited salad and breadsticks.

I heart breadsticks with the passion of a thousand infernos. BELIEVE ME when I say it pains me to say this but…if I were you, I’d skip them. If you’re going with a date who is also health conscious you can simply ask not to have breadsticks. If you are with a big group, make sure you push that bread basket as far away from your physical person as possible. They fill you up with carbs and fat and don’t leave much room for protein. Plus, if you’re like me, they make your tummy hurt.

The salad is a trickier thing. Cuz it’s salad, right? I won’t say avoid the salad. It provides some good veggies, some crunch and it’s just plain yummy. BUT if you know you have a small pouch capacity and your enjoyment of salad would impede getting your necessary protein, I’d say you might want to either minimize your salad intake OR wait until your food comes to get any salad so you can get your protein in before munching down.

DO NOT…and I do mean DO NOT attempt to do an “all you can eat salad” situation. There is no such thing as all you can eat for most post-ops. It shouldn’t be a school of thought to which you subscribe. Not now. Not ever. Period.

Good Menu Choices

So let’s get into the “meat” of what’s available, shall we? I’m organizing my suggestions somewhat around eating phase.

If you are in the full liquids phase…

Olive Garden has several soup choices that would work. Their minestrone is both tasty and very reasonable at 100 calories. My sense from reading the ingredients is that it is not terribly protein heavy but at this stage of eating, there is little on the menu that will give you the protein that you’d ordinarily look for in a serving of food. One warning. Since the minestrone has veggies and since you are new out, it will likely fill you up…for only 100 calories. At this stage in the game, that’s not necessarily a good thing so I personally would go for something that is a bit more splurg-y, like…

The chicken and gnocchi soup. It is 250 calories. While the protein content on soup is hard to measure, I will say that at this point, you should probably pick out the gnocchi which would lower the caloric content a little.

For you chicken eaters….

There are actually a few really good choices on the “Garden Fare” menu (grrrr….).

The Venetian Apricot Chicken sounds good. I’ve never tasted it so I had to do some consult with my good friend who is a self-proclaimed Olive Garden officianado. She claims to have tried EVERYTHING on the menu. She endorses this dish. I don’t know from their stats how much sugar is in the dish though. I know there is fruit but sometimes chefs add sugar to bump up the fruit factor. Ask your server to find out for you. Otherwise, this dish is served in lunch (280 calories) or dinner (380 calories) portions. From the serving size I’d guess the total dish probably has somewhere around 25-30g of protein in the lunch portion, 30-40g in the dinner portion.

The Grilled Chicken Spiedini also seems a good choice. It’s skewered chicken marinated in Italian herbs and olive oil (I assume extra virgin) with grilled vegetables. The dish is 420 calories and, I’d guess about 30g of protein total. This also seems to be the dish with the lowest amount of sodium at 990 mg. Notice that both of these dishes come WITHOUT pasta. That’s important. Many of us just can’t handle pasta. It’s heavy and doesn’t really benefit us that much.

For the seafood lover in you…

The Seafood Brodetto is what I get on the rare occasion that I let myself be talked into going to Olive Garden. I actually like it a lot. It has 480 calories for the entire serving and is made of scallops, shrimp and tilapia in a spinach and mushroom white wine sauce with marinara-saffron broth. That all is from the website. I have no conception of marinara saffron broth nor do I care. All I know is it is good and every time I’ve gotten it, all the proteins are fairly tender. I’ve never had an “episode” with this dish. And that’s saying something as my pouch is as big a diva as my daughters are.

There is also a very nice looking herb grilled salmon that clocks in at 510 calories, 760mg sodium and, I’d guess, about 30g protein from the portion they show on the website.

My mom loves the mussels at Olive Garden. They are 180 calories. I am not sure on the protein on them, but thought they were worth noting.

Beef and pork people…

I poured over the menu looking for a lower calorie choice. Sigh…The lowest calorie thing I found was the Beef Toscano. For the dish it is 590 calories, but has 20g of fat and, get this, 1,460mg of sodium! (Keep in mind most of these dishes have a good bit of sodium. Drink a lot of water on the day you go to Olive Garden and stay the hell away from the scale the next day, k?) I don’t recommend anything with pork in it from Olive Garden. All the dishes pack a full days worth of calories and fat. Granted, you’ll only be able to eat a bit of it, but here’s the deal. To me, while restaurant food does provide more than one meal, if restaurant food is supposed to be a treat in moderation, I have a hard time seeing how eating it for the next six days accomplishes that. Your mileage may vary.

If you absolutely MUST have some pasta…

I will point out that the kid’s menu has a nifty little grilled chicken pasta with broccoli. It’s 310 calories and seems a reasonable portion. If you have a card from your surgeon’s office explaining your eating requirements, you might have to present it to order this dish for yourself.

Dessert…

Don’t do it. That is all.

Wait…no it’s not. Two reasons (besides the obligatory RNY warning about dumping syndrome). First, many post-ops can attest to the fact that dessert works differently after surgery. Dessert is not the end of a meal. It is a meal in and of itself. That being the case, I’d much rather you come home and make a nice low-cal dessert or even a yummy protein dessert than indulge in any of their offerings.

Beverages

They have the coffee, tea, diet soda, water combo. Yawn. They do have specialty espressos that come unflavored. That could be good, especially if your plan has a daily caffeine allowance. As always, I remind my RNY readers that your window for drinking is relatively short. Basically when you first sit down until your food comes, drink all you want. After you start eating, stop drinking!

So there you have it…the low-down on Olive Garden. I must admit there are a few more choices than I thought there were so maybe I’ll stop being so Olive Garden resistant. Maybe.

As a reminder, you can take this restaurant guide with you on the go, by clicking here. And check out these other Pouch Party Peeks:

BF Review: Open Nature Greek Yogurt


I know what you're thinking. "You bug me to come and check Bariatric Foodie today to read a review about Greek yogurt??? I know about Greek yogurt already!"

And this would be a valid concern.

BUT. If you read my statement about the 7 characteristics of a bariatric foodie, you know you have to be constantly investigating your food. I do this through several mechanisms, one of which I tend to call "grocery store recon." It's basically the practice of going to the grocery store with no intention of buying anything...just to investigate.

I was on grocery recon the other day when I saw a new offering in the dairy aisle: Open Nature Greek Yogurt. And at first I thought the same thing you did, "so what?" But then I started to look at the packaging. Now, your mileage may vary, but as a further-out post-op, what's in my food has taken on new meaning.

Sure I want to know the calories, protein, total carbs, sugar, etc. But beyond that...what's in my food? Where did it come from? How was it made? Who made it and how does my choice to buy their product impact them? These questions have led me to many exciting new endeavors, like the wonderful world of Fair Trade products, for instance and, of course, the farmer's market. Lately, I've been paying more attention to the foods I get in the grocery store as well. Which is why this caught my eye.

The packaging states that it is 100% natural (which is sort of a misnomer if you ask me, everything, including chemicals...has some basis in nature...so really everything is all natural) and made from the milk of cows NOT treated with growth hormones. That last bit is important to me. My pediatrician blames growth hormones in meat for everything from childhood obesity to the conflict in the Middle East, so I'm especially attuned to looking out for hormone-free products.

For anyone interested, here are the stats on this 6 oz. container:



But let's get real...all that nature stuff was nice. What led me to buy it? It was on sale for $1!

So I got it home and was eager to taste it. Would it taste any different than regular Greek yogurt? If so, how? I don't have the most discerning pallet but I resolved to try my best to notice any difference.

I bought three. One I tasted plain (I am the kind of weirdo who doesn't mind a spoonful of plain Greek yogurt. A whole bowl? No.). And it actually does have a slightly more pungent taste to it. It's almost like Skyr in that it reads slightly cheesy. Which wasn't bad. Just different.

Otherwise, it's the same Greek yogurt I know and love. I mostly use my Greek yogurt in place of milk and sour cream in recipes and as toppers, but there are a few other things I like to do with it. And I did. And now my Open Nature Greek yogurt is gone. Sniff, sniff. And grocery day isn't until Friday! If it's still on sale (or not too outrageously expensive as a regular priced item), I'd certainly buy it again. Lord knows I don't need any more hormones running through my body!

Verdict: Diva says Divine!
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